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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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