A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Women's rights.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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I like pom

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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T-Dog scare me

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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