- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Scientology.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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