Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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The Irish man was sober.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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twilight

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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