One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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xavier stop

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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