Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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IU football

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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why do you care?

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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