Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -7

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Reed is poopin

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

thumb_up thumb_down -9

You

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

thumb_up thumb_down -9

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what do you call a dead black man? dead

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

thumb_up thumb_down -11

ginger

thumb_up thumb_down -11

she wasn't 18

thumb_up thumb_down -11

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops