Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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