Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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women's rights

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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how do you confuse a blond?

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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asian, do math

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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