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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

I like pom

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

whats the best thing about polio...death

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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