- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

raping black women

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

fart+fart=poop

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

women's rights

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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