Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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*prepares this to get negged*

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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