What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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