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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

What's wrong with woman Everything

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Dani barton from bob chuckles

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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