Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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obama's promises

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Civil Rights.

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Anti Joke

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