Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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the real mccoy

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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.....Carrot Top....

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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The Pope

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Reed is poopin

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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