- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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