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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Knock Knock.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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