What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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porn-hub

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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bum sex lol

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Girls Basketball.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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