A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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im black

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Anti Joke

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