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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Womens rights

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Knock Knock.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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