- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

space is fun

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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