What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Your time.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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