Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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:O + :P = 69

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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