- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

That didn't hurt.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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