Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Why did he die? He was sick.

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

my namew is jd

Hi Shelby!!

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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