- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

The Braves win the N.L. east

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Women's Rights.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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