Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What did the fish say? Moo

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

mc hammers income.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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