What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Woman.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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