The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Women's rights

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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knock knock who's there police

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Kah-________-

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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