Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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