- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

do you want to hear a joke?

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

WNBA

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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