- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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