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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

a ginger has a soul

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

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