A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Stephen Walking.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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