What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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