- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

What's wrong with woman Everything

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

What is 8 times 4? 32

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Toaster

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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