What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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gay marriage.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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