how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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save water shower with friends

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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