- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

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