- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

obama's promises

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Civil Rights.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Leave her alone...

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

knock knock!! kanye west

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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