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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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