- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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