- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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