Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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hi

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Wade's the father

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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It's long!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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