What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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whoa there

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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