- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Darude - Sandstorm

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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