What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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THE GAME

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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