- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Johan showering. . . AWK

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

ROSS G IS OBESE

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