- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Mitt Romney.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

The 13th Amendment...

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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