- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

this is a joke

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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