What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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I'm banging your sister.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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