How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Johnson stops eating

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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