- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

fart+fart=poop

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Facebook...

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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