An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Worst joke ever

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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pickle juice?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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