Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Women's rights

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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