What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Why did the baby die? Abortion

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Watch your lips.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

What is White over Black? Society.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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