- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Win and Beau have no friends

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

fart+fart=poop

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