What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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poop

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Bake until golden at 375

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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