How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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You.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Canada AYY

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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