Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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fack me!

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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