Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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