A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Penis penis poop butt

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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motley crew

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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