OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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