- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Hi my name is Jim

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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