Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Thanks

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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