- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Cancer.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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