- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

this is gay

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Blind people can't read this.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Roses are red Violets are penis

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

A snake walks into a bar

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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