How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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knock, knock. come in.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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womens rights to vote

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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