What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

she wasn't 18

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

What's wrong with woman Everything

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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