- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Leave her alone...

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Wats a joke?

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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