Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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