What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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123 Main street

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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WNBA

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