why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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women playing football?

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feces

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Matty B

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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