Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Alex Eggbert

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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