why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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The WNBA

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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