- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

The weels on the bus go...flat

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

A Jew walks into a Furness

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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