- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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