- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

I have a crush on my dad.

asian, do math

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

penis

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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