How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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