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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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