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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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