Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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