Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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involved parents.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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