Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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women's rights

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