What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

thumb_up thumb_down +14

why?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why did the black guy die? cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The BCS

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Yo daddy!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops