- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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