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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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