Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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So. The gays. ...

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Women's rights

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Anti Joke

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