A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Justin Bieber having an erection.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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