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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Cancer.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

God bless America, and no where else.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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