Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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LOL May Wong

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Nothing yet CC

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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