- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

I'm a like whore

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

My pet rock died.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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