What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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