A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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