Bloody kids ...

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Nicolas Cage's acting.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

ROSS G IS OBESE

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Cold camel scrotum.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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