What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Womens Rights.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

where are you?

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Smart Blondes

Penis

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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