Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Women's rights...

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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