If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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PUDDING

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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I like pom

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Anti Joke

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