What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Black People.

Will you marry me?

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Wade's the father

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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