- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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