What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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I'm a like whore

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Reed is poopin

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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