- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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