Anti-joke.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

my namew is jd

How did the girl die? 25.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

So. The gays. ...

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

LOL May Wong

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

women outside of the kitchen

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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