- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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