- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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