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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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