- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm a like whore

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

God bless America, and no where else.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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