Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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