What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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