Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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