Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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bum sex lol

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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hey bill!

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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