- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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