Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What number comes after 29? 30.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Jason Connor.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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