what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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