- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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