A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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