why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Obama

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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