- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

bum sex lol

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

hey bill!

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Drunk irish man

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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