- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

hey bill!

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

W.N.B.A.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

Ham sandwich

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