what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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canaan and mallory

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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