A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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