Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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This one sucks!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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