What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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