i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A black guy with his family.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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