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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Dani barton= lovely

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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FAP

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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