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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

whats a dick a dick

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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