- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

I can Nazi

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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