- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Why? Because!

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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