- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Vagina ass.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

donald................duck for president

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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