- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

mc hammers income.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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