Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

I have two hands. Some people dont.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Your mother is a man.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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