"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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who is mark

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Ebola

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Give me thumbs up!

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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