An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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why?

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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