What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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