Chuck Norris is an average human being!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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