why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

I am a nigger.

i dont like attention whores lol

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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