- Anti Joke

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

pickle juice?

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.