Muslim athletes.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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