What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Penis

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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knock knock come in

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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