how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Rebecca Black

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Knock Knock.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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:O + :P = 69

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Anti Joke

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