knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

How did the priest die? Masterbation

women's rights

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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