Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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women's rights

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did the book disappear?

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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If you are my friend like it!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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