- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

i love huge wieners.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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