How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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