What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Jaden McMichael

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Where's my baby??

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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The cow went moo

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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