- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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