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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Shit!

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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