A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

drake

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

I just can't stand sitting down!

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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