Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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DON"T READ THIS!

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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fart+fart=poop

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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