Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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The Game.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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