What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Johan showering. . . AWK

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

your mom is so blind she cant read.

where are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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