Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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