- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Justin Bieber got laid

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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