- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

You are Nerochan right?

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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