- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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