Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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fruit salad?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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