- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

The cow went moo

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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