What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

fack me!

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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